Brian Hobble here. My next fantastically brilliant book, Freaky Stuff, is about all these scary things that happen to me. It's so freaky, spine-tingling, nerve-racking and gut-churning, it's incredible I'm still alive to tell you about it. In Freaky Stuff, I have to escape from a savage dog as big as a sabre-toothed tiger, rollerblade down a ramp from 17,000,000,000 kilometres high, rescue my stupid little brother from flesh-eating zombies and, most totally terrifying of all, kiss a girl. I'm not saying who. Nobody you know. No really, I swear, you don't know her. Prepare to be freaked. Very freaked!